Sports In Shorts

Joash, Mustaffa,
Mazlan 0 - 6 'Cikgu'

Ismail, Mustaffa,
Mazlan 2 - 6 Joash

Man Utd tore apart league leaders ARSEnal in an one sided encounter over at the Theatre Of Dreams. The gooners simply couldn't cope with
the raw pace of United winger Nani as he scored one and had a hand in the other 3.

Darren Flecther scored 2 poacher headed goals while Roo made up the goalscorers list. This is simply the perfect response from United who
had in the past week suffered what many thought were a morale sapping loss to Man City. Evidently, United aren't about to let a defeat get under their nerves and this victory is the exact kick-in-the ass the critics needed.

With arch-rivals Liverpool being knocked out earlier by championship side Barnsley (bless them), Manchester United fans are celebrating what is perhaps deemed a double victory.

Here's a question :

Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Arsenal Fan. You have a gun with
two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Arsenal Fan. Twice.

*There's Only One United*

Pssssstt, No.7 and Tevez weren't even on the pitch.